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Funny or nice quotes for a graduate from a parent?
My sister is graduating high school this year. My mom has to write a message to her for the yearbook and she needs help coming up with a couple ideas. Does anyone have any funny or nice quotes for a graduate?
Funny & silly quotes –
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it’s a waste of time.” – Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” – Oscar Wilde
“I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” – Oscar Wilde
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” – Oscar Wilde
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” – Oscar Wilde
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